Recent Movie Reviews

Awesome Cracks Down Awesome Cracks Down

Rated 3 / 5 stars

The shark

it has been jumped.

Pokemon: Turd Brown II Pokemon: Turd Brown II

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Sweet, Got to be one of the first reviewers. It's me Albert, from Wii Together.

Loved it, pure genius. Haven't even seen the first part yet but right now i feel compelled to.

Hopefully i'll dump my laziness in time to make a collab with ya, mate. Im lving your work.

Keep it up.

.:Papa Roach:. .:Papa Roach:.

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You are not the man now dog, on Newgrounds.

I see no point in flaming you kid. I'm sure this is the kind of stuff you feed off, what with the mass voting and the 'batting average e-penis' thing you've got going there.

But come on, you're probably bright enough to figure out that you're only wasting your time and the time on the rest of these Newgrounders.

But why drag this out any longer? Point is, this isn't YTMND, and you know it. Now go on and post your witty ass reply filled with "Douche" and "Asshole" to sound uber hardcore.

You'll only be further proving our point, kid. lol I await it.

McFloggy responds:

I'm seventeen, I go to College, I highly doubt that'd make me a kid, you're like, not even a year older than me. And when did I ever mention anything about e-penis? Get your facts straight before you try to act all high and mature, dude.

Recent Game Reviews

DuckHunt 1945 DuckHunt 1945

Rated 3 / 5 stars

graphics need work

The overall game was pretty good but I noticed one of the flaws you had were the graphics. some of the graphics that you actually did yourself (not the video game BG) looked like they were made in MS Paint. They were not very good looking. such as when "you take cover" and the wall comes up. some of those wer every crude. another thing I should mention was the guns. It was nice to see that they were done on some kind of 3d program and the reload animations were pretty good, but they just didn't seem to match with the rest of the game. and the real problem is that you left some white squares around the gun. Not alot. like a couple of pixels but enough so that one could notice.

Kill Chicken From Zelda Kill Chicken From Zelda

Rated 2 / 5 stars

How did this make it through the portal.

Id I were to make a "game" with this same concept but with the same graphics i bet it wouldn't pass. Honestly there's only 4 weapons you can pick and it get's old. FAST. but that could have been forgivin if the graphics were at least a little better.

ShadyMansion ShadyMansion

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

need to work on the creepyness

It really is too colorful to be creepy. (along with the other flaws.)

Recent Audio Reviews

Goldeneye "Silo-ed" || HM RMX Goldeneye "Silo-ed" || HM RMX

Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol "harcore"

Sounded great, and a good choice for a Goldeneye song. It's pretty diverse. I liked how you mixed in the general Bond theme in there as well. Even if it's subtle

HouseMasta responds:

thanks man

Mario 64 Menu Screen Remix Mario 64 Menu Screen Remix

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice remix

I always loved that background music in the game. I still like the original best but what you did he is pretty awesome anyway. I didn't like the "1 2 3 4" at the begging so much, felt out of place. But then again it's not bad.

good work

HouseMasta responds:

hey, the 1 2 3 4 was Mr James Brown. dont diss Mr Brown